L'esprit de L'escalier

"The feeling you get when after something has happened you think of all the things you could have said."



My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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“ Keep your parents smiling. They spent their days, and nights keeping you from crying. ”


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this hit hard

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how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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